purpurrpurrrin:

唐。

roblering:

One of my favorite things about mot being a native English speaker is asking people (preferably 30+ hetero men) what male hens are called.

They will think for a few second before smiling and saying “cock”.

I will then look surprised and say “I was looking for rooster but if you prefer cock that’s fine”.

And then they’ll be really embarrassed so I try to do this with every person I meet.

fuckyesdeadpool:

fuckyesdeadpool:

by むだになります 

STOP REMOVING THE SOURCE! 

I need to make out.

lepetitprince21:

sosassyprincess:

Against the wall, on the bed, on top of you, underneath you, on the table, my legs around your waist, yours around mine.. biting your bottom lip, kissing your neck, moaning in your ear, running my hands all over your body. I want you hardcore.

😘

This!!! Please?!?

again

ステレオポニー - SHE LOVES YOU

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"Introverts don’t get lonely if they don’t socialize with a lot of people, but we do get lonely if we don’t have intimate interactions on a regular basis."

— I have never related to a quote more in my life than I do this one right here, right now. BAM.  (via avelinedegrande)

emilythefitblr:

qonorrhea:

raspberryripples:

This scares me.

but imagine going into a store and being like “yes i need three thousand knives”

but imagine walking down the stairs and seeing this

HW